• @palomint The best part about twitter is that we don't have to listen :) <3 in reply to palomint #
• What the crap is this lighthouseapp shit and why is capistrano sending me to it? I just want to fix my deploy, not sign up for things. #
• @xiexie11 Fuel => [DEPRECATED] `deploy:restart` is going to be changed to Passenger mod_rails' method after 2.5.9 – see http://is.gd/2BPeA in reply to xiexie11 #
• @english_major No, it turned up that day. in reply to english_major #

gothiccharmschool:

I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don’t care about you
It’s Friday, I’m in love

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn’t even start
It’s Friday I’m in love

I don’t care if Mondays black
Tuesday, Wednesday – heart attack
Thursday, never looking back
It’s Friday, I’m in love

Monday, you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed
Or Thursday – watch the walls instead
It’s Friday, I’m in love

Via l0vechild

• One placeholder sentence to replace and I guess I'm ready to figure out this deploy. But, oh, what a sentence. #
• @travisezell Oh man, he had such a cute little website and now it's contemplating sympathy death. http://bit.ly/kXiWQu in reply to travisezell #
• Procrastination is a muse and the paradox. @ Reed College – Educational Technology Center http://instagr.am/p/GTxqY/ #
• Taking my cats to the vet just now was my $500 nam. Seriously, the wisdom tooth extraction Monday was way cheaper and slightly more pleasant #
• To be clear, the vets were great. It was the screaming murderous cats which were the problem. #
• @palomint You're supposed to tell us. in reply to palomint #

• One placeholder sentence to replace and I guess I'm ready to figure out this deploy. But, oh, what a sentence. #
• @travisezell Oh man, he had such a cute little website and now it's contemplating sympathy death. http://bit.ly/kXiWQu in reply to travisezell #
• Procrastination is a muse and the paradox. @ Reed College – Educational Technology Center http://instagr.am/p/GTxqY/ #
• Taking my cats to the vet just now was my $500 nam. Seriously, the wisdom tooth extraction Monday was way cheaper and slightly more pleasant #
• To be clear, the vets were great. It was the screaming murderous cats which were the problem. #
• @palomint You're supposed to tell us. in reply to palomint #

laughingsquid:

Mind Your Step, A 3D Optical Illusion of a Giant Chasm in the Street

Procrastination is a muse and the paradox. (Taken with Instagram at Reed College – Educational Technology Center)

• Wondering how many apps I have installed on my phone came bundled with wee web browsers. Guessing 50%. Seems massively wasteful. #
• @micahjgates It's mostly wasteful in that it wastes my time making me re-login to various places every time I leave a comment or whatever in reply to micahjgates #
• @darkuncle Instapaper, facebook, tumblr, and others all have their own tiny non-safari browsers. in reply to darkuncle #
• @ahockley You din't think they already have access to everything you have in the cloud? in reply to ahockley #
• Kid, to other kid who just walked past me: "Dude, you really shouldn't be ahead of us like that! You might get kidnapped!" #
• Store! Y U no have creamer?! #
• Looking down, you realize that most people consider tiny stars entirely disposable. #
• Video: This really drives home what an amazing song this is. It literally gave me chills. (via 35 YouTube… http://tumblr.com/xp7350z70o #
• Photo: Living on the edge. http://tumblr.com/xp7353rvk6 #
• @darkuncle @marco Maybe it's based on safari, I don't know. Since it doesn't use safari's cookies it makes no difference to me. in reply to darkuncle #
• Watching some awful little songbirds attack a sickly crow :( #
• A second crow came to the defense of the first. I hope they eat all the songbird's babies. #
• Good samaritans are my kryptonite. If someone dropped something, LEAVE IT ALONE kthxbai. #
• @darkuncle Who cares how it's implemented then? A separate cookie jar means it's less useful than if it just used safari. in reply to darkuncle #

Living on the edge.

This really drives home what an amazing song this is. It literally gave me chills.

(via 35 YouTube Musicians Cover Radiohead’s)

• Entering the home stretch and looking forward to finishing this so I can hang out with friends again! http://bit.ly/ivrRln #
• @zombieite Why would anyone say either of those things when we already have words like 'descend'? in reply to zombieite #
• @kneedull If that's your arm the bruise is probably from a doorknob. I get them all the time! (perils of living without depth perception) in reply to kneedull #
• @zombieite You can also descend on an escalator. And, you resolve conflicts. in reply to zombieite #
• @kneedull After getting those mysteriously for years, one day I finally noticed when I hit one with a doorknob and it was the exact height. in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull The depth perception thing must have conditioned me to be so used to bumping into things I don't even notice unless it hurts. in reply to kneedull #
• "We notice that you registered with SETI@home on 02 June 2003, and that we haven't yet credited you with any completed BOINC work." #
• @kneedull They both work, just not together! http://bit.ly/lGjYfm in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull I had two surgeries to fix it when I was little, but they occurred too late to give me depth perception. in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull I have never been able to play sports involving catching or swinging bats/rackets. I compensated by learning to dodge real good. in reply to kneedull #
• @skyesidhe Oh, man, I know that feeling so well. <3 Fuck em if they can't take a joke! in reply to skyesidhe #
• Surprise wisdom tooth extraction Monday, surprise office move today… #
• @skyesidhe I know. Blocking only helps so much! in reply to skyesidhe #

babyjane:

i LOL’d

• @skyesidhe You can look at it in your browser and take a screengrab. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @skyesidhe Skirting arbitrary and weak restrictions is just one of many ways in which I am a viking. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @skyesidhe There are other ways involving looking at source code, but that may or may not be more of a pain. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @kneedull Are you saying fruit gives you a quickening? Also, Connor or Duncan? in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull Oh, like lesser mortals with "I voted" or "I donated blood" stickers? Rock on. in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull Nice marmot. in reply to kneedull #

• @skyesidhe You can look at it in your browser and take a screengrab. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @skyesidhe Skirting arbitrary and weak restrictions is just one of many ways in which I am a viking. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @skyesidhe There are other ways involving looking at source code, but that may or may not be more of a pain. in reply to skyesidhe #
• @kneedull Are you saying fruit gives you a quickening? Also, Connor or Duncan? in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull Oh, like lesser mortals with "I voted" or "I donated blood" stickers? Rock on. in reply to kneedull #
• @kneedull Nice marmot. in reply to kneedull #

sogeekchic:

DIY: Interactive LED table

• Went to the dentist for xrays this morning. Then they offered to do a cleaning. Then they offered to extract a wisdom tooth. So, that's done #
• Thing I learned: the roots of my wisdom teeth are literally hooks, so getting one extracted is much like how I imagine giving birth to be. #
• @kneedull Vicodin in reply to kneedull #
• @dsal Just lidocaine, all the way. in reply to dsal #
• @kneedull it would have to be some sort of cenobyte if any child of mine ever survives to birth. in reply to kneedull #
• @jencyr @kneedull As flattered as I am by all this affection I must go lie down and bleed, now. in reply to jencyr #
• @jencyr @kneedull Honestly my only current complaint is that this stupid gauze keeps triggering my gag reflex. (that's what she said) in reply to jencyr #
• Woefully understocked in the way of cold slop. #
• I wish the Vicodin did something more fun than allow me to make a wrong turn on my two block walk back from the store. #
• Sticking a teabag in my gaping wound like a champ. http://instagr.am/p/GFoCq/ #
• @jencyr So, I only took one vicodin a few hours ago. I'm not in that much pain, and don't actually like this sort of drug. in reply to jencyr #
• @jencyr I'm mostly bummed that I can't eat proper food. I did not plan for this eventuality when I woke up this morning! in reply to jencyr #

wilwheaton:

<3

Sticking a teabag in my gaping wound like a champ. (Taken with instagram)

• When people go on about the wonders of trepanation, don't listen; you need that shit like a hole in the head. #

weeping-angel:

cross-sectionofthewhovian:

avantmidiheure:

(College Humor)

If IKEA sold TARDISes.

(I love the chameleon circuit)

Lol I love it!

sogeekchic:

Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon Grenades by Chris Myles (ammnra)

According to Myles’ flickr: “Tops from some old airsoft bb loaders, random springs to make the spoons fly off when you pull the pins, some paper plus modge podge labels, and a hacked greeting card so when the spoon comes off Cave does his rant and then a big BOOOM.”

(via reddit)

Go show this man some love on his flickr for a really awesome set of props!